Itu pun nak jeles ke?

this is the real story.. both are real stories ok!

i dont know la, wether cerita-cerita ni kelakar or tak. and sometimes sounds stupid for me. it is ok! memang bodoh.. adoi. sangat narrow-minded! 

(aku x marah. saja buat buat marah! >.< )

First story

last week, there was one boy add my fb account. well, it is normal kan? orang add kte kat fb semua tu kan. (as it is one of social networking nowadays). budak lelaki ni, sumpah cakap. memang handsome! Ya Allah, muka sweet gileeewww. at first tengok memang cair laa. siap pakai necklace lagi.. macho der! but then, when i look through his info, then my mood swing. pffftttt! u know what? he is HER brother! "her" here refers to the girl yang cakap aku ni stalker dia. babuuunnn! tolonglah! banyak lagi kerja nak buat drpd jadi stalker kau. yes! memang im the first yg add dia because of certain reason, but then it doesn't mean that i wanna stalk your fb hokey. hey, u wanna know something, fb awak sangat BOSAN mcm life awak jugak. so, orang happening macam saya xkan jadi stalker untuk fb bosan awak tu :)

lepas je tau dia cakap aku ni stalker dia, terus aku block fb dia. padan muka! ngee~ then a few days before, i had removed all org yang aku block including her. and a day after terus adik dia add fb aku. waahhh! cepat dan pantas.. 

and now, who is the real stalker between us, huh? 

Second story

this is another stupid story. adoi. there was a girl, also add me at fb. at first there is no doubt towards her ok. i just approve her as i am such a kind-hearted little girl. (perasan bagus) haha! haruslaahhh~ 

then, feeling of strange towards that girl tiba-tiba muncul tau (wahh. ayat malatoop). tp serious, memang pun. almost all of my status dia like, gambar gambar aku pun dia like. ok la, yang tu x obvious sangat. the most obvious one is, semua post aku and arip azalan ( my friend kat sarawak. dia sangat sempoi and i like very much,such a good besties!).. semua dia like! x FARham aku.. heh! tu pun nak jeles ke? so, apa lagi.. mulakan misi dan visi lah. arip pun satu hal. sibok je suruh aku post n comment kat wall di. KUNUN nya nak buat perempuan tu marah laa.. =.="

boleh pulak mcm tu. actually that girl ex-girlfriend dia. x tahu la apa reason diorang break up and till now that girl still lagi sayang kat budak laki tu. and also, x tahu knape budak laki tu x nak dah kat dia. kesian tau kat perempuan tu.. 1 more thing, perempuan tu siap text arip and asked him wether aku and arip ada papa tak? adoi.. dengan aku pun nak jeles ke? awak lagi cantik dari saya ok!

*actually, the reason why aku cerita semua ni because i think i should show clearly my status kat fb so that people will feel relief. yelaa.. kat fb aku x letak apa apa status pun, neither single nor in a relationship. sigh! bukan x nak letak tapi macam perlu ke nak letak? biar la aku sendiri yang tahu apa status aku, x gitu? tapi.. when it comes to this matter, rasa nak tukar la pulak. xpe laa.. biar kan je dulu. nnti kalau rasa dah betul2 perlu baru tukar ye :)

*and those readers outside, dont ever n never try nak buat macam ni kat orang lain tau. nanti people will get annoyed kat awak macam saya annoy kat diorang ni :)
jahat tak saya? well, jahat itu perlu dalam kehidupan seharian ok :p

confession of budak kecik..

what a day~ hari ni sangat sangat lapa ok. dah la xde duit, pastu xde org nak pg teman mkn. sedih kan? (please, be sad..)

mmg sedih.. 

actually, it just a small matter. x makan pun xpe, x mati pun. but,this is zaleefa azreen! youngest daughter in the family and used to be pamper. cuddle me!

as the youngest daughter in my family, i tend to get whatever things that i wished! kalau aku nak benda tu, aku msti dapat kan. even benda tu x penting or x perlu ada pun, but as it is me.. aku mesti dapatkan. kalau x, huh.. tengok la macam mana rumah tu nanti. i will rebel. mula la nak buat muka, then x nak cakap dgn mama n ayah for a few days until aku dpt benda yang aku nak tu. see! betapa teruk nya akuu.. 

sekarang baru sedar, mana boleh macam tu. nak masuk neraka ke buat mama n ayah macam tu?

sedihnye ada life macam aku.. but now. i must change it. as i grow older, i have to think and persuade myself for not being so pampered! 

the little baby..

Today, as usually on friday, we were having our pj class but this time we just doing with the presentation and one of the topic is about something that relate to safety. (actually, i dont know what is the exact title of the slide!)

then, miss Teng taught us about how to save people from choking and she brought babies!! the doll babies laa, for sure.. i dont know what had happened to me as i was so excited when i saw the baby for the first time. i really love holding and hugging it! it makes me feel real! ahahaa.. crazeyyyy~

every woman is this world want a baby. the most precious moment in women life is pregnant and raise a kid. seriously, i also wanna baby! :)

budak baru belajar ok!

Furughi, dont take my baby!! :)

miss Teng sayang~

mcm mama x?

muka excited sangat sangat!! =.="

stickwithyou~

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
Seems like everybody is breaking up
And throwing their love away
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
See the way we ride, in our private lives
Ain't nobody gettin' in between
I want you to know that, you're the only one for me (one for me)
(When I say)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u (nobody)
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

And now, ain't nothing else I could need
And now, I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me
I got you, we'll be making love endlessly
I'm with you (baby I'm with you)
Baby you're with me (baby you're with me, higher)

So don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's all that counts (hey)
So don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's, that's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u (come on)
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

this lyrics is so sweet hokey! my gosshh.. this is what i felt towards you~ 

slap me please :D

hye hye hyee~ lama dah x update blog saye! winndduueee... :'( 

wondering with the title? haa.. this is what i wanna share with you all! 

guess what?? berat i turun hokey! woww woww wee~ what amazing!

seriously, i dont expect to lose some weight in this short period time, since im just fasting for only 2 days, last week. but then, what a miracle.. i am 46kilos now! is that awesomeee? my gosh.. oh please, dont lie. im hoping too much to lose weight. saya mahu kurus.. tolong!

oh yaa, another one thing. now i cant remember how more days should i Qada' my puasa. =.=" x ingat lagi laa. for sure it is below 10 days.. hmm, so now i assume that there are 8days more for me to Qada' my puasa last year. 

ok baik laa.. i got to go.. assignment sofball x buat lagi! n also my mom dah marah marah dah tu. :/

i just login my facebook, doesn't mean that i am face-booking..

ok mummy ok. effa belajar la ni, next sem kne bagi kereta tau!! waahahaa.. :p

renungan bersama :)

1001 A L A S A N K A N??

Wanita Melayu Islam yang tidak risau, tidak takut dan tidak malu untuk tidak bertudung, mempunyai beberapa alasan yang

tak munasabah lagi tidak munasarawak untuk membolehkan perbuatan mereka diterima akal:

1. Tutup aurat semua, sudah pasti masuk syurga ke..? Kamu Tuhan ke..?

2. Tudung labuh pun buat dosa mengumpat orang. Walau kami pakai (seksi), hati kami baik...

3. Pakai jarang ke...ketat ke...itu hak kami. Kalau tak suka, (lelaki) jangan tengok..!!

4. Kami rasa apa yang kami pakai tak seksi. Terpulang pada individu yang memandang kami. Seksi itu subjektif..

5. Walau kami tak bertudung, kami tetap sembahyang dan puasa..

6. Salah ke kami pakai macam ni. Tutup aurat itu bagus. Tapi kami tak mahu jadi hipokrit. Ini adalah diri kami yang sebenar...

7. Suka hati kamilah pakai macam ni. Kami tidak ganggu hidup orang lain...

8. Apa yang kami buat (pakai) adalah antara kami dengan Tuhan..

9. Ini fesyen... tak salah mengikut fesyen...takkan kita mahu ketinggalan zaman..

10. Kami pakai (seksi) macam ni mengikut arahan photographer/ pengarah filem untuk menyesuaikan dengan scene..

11. Bukan kami tidak mahu menutup aurat, cuma masanya belum sampai lagi...tunggu dulu..

12. rambut I cantik. so xperlu nak cover line

13.i mmg nk mintak dirogol.dpt main free.kalau kena tangkap pun laki tu je.

14.i x mampu beli tudung..u (lelaki) tlg belikan..

14.mak dgn bapak i pun xbising.apa hak u nk suruh i pakai tudung?

15.panas la pakai tudung.xnmpk ke mcmana cuaca kat sini?

16.bos tmpt keje i xbg pakai tudung.

17.bf i ckp i nmpk lg cantik xpakai tudung.

18.i memang jahil pun.u sebok apahal?

19. pakai tudung panas la.. rimas.. nnt rmbut i cepat gugur ..

20.i segan la dgn kawan2 i.xkan ni gi parti pakai tudung kot

21.ko gile ke gi clubbing pakai tudung?

22.i memang dr kecik xpakai tudung.dh terbiasa.

23. Ala kubur lain2 apa susahnya.

24.lum dpt hidayah..(ceh...kalo cmni...sampai kemat x pakai tdung..)

25."syurga tu kan milik sume org..camtu gak neraka..so biarlah kami tentukan nak pilih mane?" jerit gadis tersebut sanbil berlalu pergi..

26.i nmpk xcantik kalau pakai tudung.

27.b**b i bsr.kenapa i harus sorokkan dari tontonan umum.kan nmpk seksi tu.

28.i sekular.u duk kat negara mana skang ni?

29.kawan2 i ramai nons. (e'elle slhkn kwn...)

30.i nie nak laki, pakai ketat ketat laki rogol dapat kahwin free lepas tangkap basah jimat pe duit kan sekarang kegawatan ekonomi semua barang naik

31. "I mmg nak rambut i kena bakar kat neraka nanti,itu sebab la i tak pakai tudung"

32. "I pun tak tahu i ni muslim ke tak, sebab tu i tak pakai tudung"

33.wtf is tudung? yg tutup lauk atas meja tu ke?

34.u ingat i buah cempedak ke nk balut2?

35.poyo la u ni.mcm baik sgt nk nasihatkan org.

36.yes,i mmg nk masuk neraka.so what?

37.mahal2 i buat rambut ni u x nk bg org tgk pulak.u ni mereng ke?

38. walopun saya tidak bertudung, tp nama saya ada perkataan Islam tau

39.i takut nnti pelancong omputih ckp i terrorist.

40.i takut nnti xde laki yg nakkan i yg tergedik2 ni.

41.wa pengkid.lu pnah tgk ke pengkid pakai tudung?

42.idola i siti nurhaliza.kalau dia sanggup kena bakar dlm neraka kenapa tidak i.

43.famili i open-minded.dorg xkesah pun i nk hidup mcm omputih.

44.i atlet.susah la nk bersukan pakai tudung.

45.i takut tudung i kena sedut masa i tgh operate machine ni.

46.alamak bro!!!.. lu pun pakai seluar pendek jer.. main bola, main badminton, segala macam main la.. kitorang (gurl) tak bising pun.. betolkan diri tu dulu..

47.itu HAK i nk pakai tudung ke xnk.i ada HAK nk tentukan mcmana hidup i.

48.u tu konfem masuk syurga ke nak nasihatkan i ni?(ni mcm dh ada je)

49.i keje setiausaha kpd bos yg kaki pmpuan.kalau i pakai tudung kang kena pecat pulak.

50.i moden la.blaja oversea,kawen dgn mat saleh...tudung tu apa?

51.rilek la, bukan kluar ngn mak ayah pon!! poyo la lu ni..

haa.. i paling suka part ni. haha! because benda ni yang tengah or penah i lalui.. dulu, no 5 6 7 8 11 14 & 19 adalah reasons kenapa aku x suka bertudung. to be honest, mmg x suka sangat bertudung. 

memang betul masa tu x ready lagi nak bertudung n mnutup aurat semua tu kan. tapi sampai bila nak mcm tu? kita tahu menutup aurat n bertudung itu W A J I B, but then still lagi x buat. sigh! nak kata kurang pengetahuan agama, x jugak. rumit kan bnda ni?

from my point of view la kan, memang susah untuk seseorg tu berubah tapi sangat sangat tak mustahil untuk berubah. semua tu bermula dgn diri kita sendiri jugak. kena kuat untuk teruskan niat nak berubah tu dan ignore others. mula mula memang rasa rimas bertudung! saya pun. dulu saya x bole pakai tudung lama2.. mesti rasa pening2 x selesa.. tp anggap je semua tu dugaan. Allah nak menguji kita if either kita ni betul2 nak berubah or x :) so, haruslahhh kuat!

Alhamdulillah, sekarang ni i slow slow belajar pakai tudung since nowadays bertudung is one of the famous fesyen right? macam macam la style bertudung sekarang ni.. instead of nak berfesyen bole jugak menutup aurat. bak kata org "sambil menyelam minum air"  *errk. sesuai ke peribahasa for this content?* hee~

tapi jangan la sampai pakai tudung tu just because of nak berfesyen. ambik nama je nak tutup aurat. tapi padahal still lagi showing off ur body. tutup la aurat tu betol betol n ikhlas kerana Allah SWT.

Hari ni tukar mood ckit, almaklum laa.. im fasting today. so x salah kan beringat sesama sendiri. baiklah SITI ZALEEFA AZREEN BINTI YUSUF. anda haruslah mula berubah from now on. jaga aurat jaga solat. buat semua tu ikhlas kerana Allah SWT. its for your own good n also your future husband, 6years to go~ 

ohh.. Homaigod!

adoi. buat hal la malam ni. :'(
ingatkan nak bergurau je, but then buat org marah. padan muka! hmm, im so sorry. i didnt mean to hurt u laa.. bgurau lebih sngt kan? x fikir pun susah senang org lain. Selfish sngt! ok, tonight blaja something new. Jangan manja sangat. never treat them like your family members. kalau adik beradik or parents kau bole la marah marah. ni org lain hokey! kau baru je kenal dia kan? so, please respect dia. jgn bawak perangai kat umah kat kolej ni. adoi.. behave yourselves zaleefa azreen. you are 19 now, n u should know about it from now onwards. please, grow up lil kid! haihh.. remember, u should not be comfortable with ur lifestyle at home and bring it here. N E V E R!
oh yaa.. one more thing, biar orang buat jahat kat kita, tp bukan kita yang buat jahat kat diorg. faham? sometimes, mengalah x bermaksud kalah kan? so, biar laa.. setiap yang berlaku ada hikmah dia. as a human being we should redha dgn semua qada & qadar kan?? :)
and also, one of my senior penah cakap senyum selalu. even ada masalah besar skali pun, senyum! even org marah marah kat kita, senyum. no matter what happen, just smile :) sometimes it will help u to calm down. its true! everytime if kita rasa nak marah, sakit hati, pegi dpn cermin n smile widely :D
insyaAllah, hilang la rasa marah tu..

S E N Y U M~